Magnanimous in victory – it is important!
Are you saying you won this particular round?
Of course I am! Just look at my pose, it exudes victory!
Oh, so you deny I evicted you off the pillow in about 10 seconds?
Well, yes you did but I got back there pretty quickly.
Which particular repeat was this? The one after leaving a “puddle” on the corner of the bed. That was a bit underhand don’t you think?
Hey, I do have a size disadvantage so a puppy has to do what it has to do. All’s fair in love and war. You still love me don’t you?
Yes, I still love you.