Hey that was a bit much! I mean there is so much a puppy should put up with but being grabbed by the goolies and told “Two testicles, that’s good” is pushing it.
Well she did give you a biltong flavoured de-worming pill, that has to be some compensation. And you may as well be pleased you’ve got two now, you won’t always have them.
What do you mean? You going to get me cat-rated?
You mean castrated, yes. Can’t have you sowing your genes around the neighbourhood.
Oh well, I have a bit of growing up to do before then. And I have grown, haven’t I?
Yes, she was right about that too. You have grown noticeably in the last 10 days. A real food to fertilizer converter.