Well, that was quite a night.
Yes, it was wasn’t it. One sizeable puddle on the bed, a small one on the carpet and two outside requests.
Don’t forget the spider!
How could I – I have to go and pay for that today. Why didn’t you listen to me?
Well, it looked so interesting. All those legs at funny angles and things. How was I to know it was going to bite – did you?
No, I didn’t, but I did call you because I thought it was not a good idea. Your lip certainly came up nicely too. Well, the vet was right – you are fine now. But they do charge spectacularly for after-hours consults.
Oh, I’ll pay you back!
Yes, Zak, I’m sure you will. Now please return the salt to the packet and my shoes and T-shirt to the bedroom!