I AM ZAK THE DESTROYER – TREMBLE IN FEAR ALL WHO CROSS MY PATH!
The washing basket, I see, has already fallen.
YES. THE DESTRUCTION CONTINUES APACE!
Hmm, now the shoes. Veritably they quiver. Call the Avengers.
AVENGERS WILL GROVEL IN TERROR. ZAK WILL CONQUER ALL!
Actually I think we could have the plot of the next Avengers movie here. A horde of Zak clones threatens the very fabric of American society until someone discovers the secret weapon.
THERE IS NO SECRET WEAPON. I FEAR NOTHING. I CHEW ALL WITH IMPUNITY.
Biltong? Where? Someone has biltong?
No. Just kidding but I am more than a bit concerned at your chewing capacity. And I wish you would not chew me. I long for the day that I can love you without you loving me to bits – literally.
Oh, I thought you had some biltong.