The Wuss

You are pathetic, a WUSS of note!

But you don’t know how terrifying cotton wool and betadine can be!

You, a lion hunter, are scared of cotton wool and betadine?

Oh yes, yes! It’s psychological torture.

Just as well we had to leave you behind when we went to Mana Pools then. We saw a real lion.

That’s different, I can handle lions.

Oh right, you can just about handle the next door cat.

It’s the next door bitch I want to handle! But I don’t know how…

Yes dear Zak, you have been fixed to avoid that. Unfortunately you persist in trying and have torn your shoulder getting through the fence. Hence the betadine. Come here…

Nooooooooo!

The terror of cotton wool and betadine etched all over his face

The terror of cotton wool and betadine etched all over his face

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