You really have excelled yourself this time.
Well, I do have to, you know, lick. As you may have noticed.
Yes, but this was entirely self inflicted. First you dug a hole in your back pushing through a fence and then you turned a minor injury into one that required a visit to the vet. By licking!
But you have to admit I am doing a pretty good job of destroying this collar thingy.
Yes, just like you did the last time. Please just leave it in place long enough for the hole to heal.