What is that ham sandwich doing there?
Waiting to be eaten?
Yes, but how did it get there?
I have no idea. I just woke up and it was there. Anyway, it’s a ham and cheese sandwich.
You stole it from next door.
Well, sort of. I prefer to think of it as providing it with some company. It did look rather lonely and in need of attention.
I am actually rather impressed you didn’t eat it straight away.
I was waiting for permission…
Hmm. Well, you may as well go ahead as I don’t think the original owner will want it now.